The Entire Alphabet Up a Coconut Tree is the 83rd enemy encountered in Boss Fights. It is also a monster you battle in Adventure Mode, found in A Very Strange Place.
| “ | With your final blow the Mysterious Figure vanishes in a fart of smoke. Holding your nose, you approach where he was, and see a green glow on the ground. You go to touch it, and get pulled inside!
You reappear at a cottage by a lake. The sun is just about setting, casting some lovely shades of orange and red through the clouds. something about this place reawakens your memories. You realize who lives here. 'Hello, hellooo! You've come back, after all this time!'An old man comes up to you by the dock. 'Sit down, we have so much to catch up on, friend!' He lazily waves his hand to the side, and 2 comfy lounge chairs materialize. Surprising yourself, you sit down and accept the ice cold glass of lemonade that he puffs into existance. 'I've seen what happened to you, child. Terrible business, all of that. I know you're thinking 'The mission was a horrible failure!', but you forget that even the betrayal was expected. Everything in this existence has already happened and will continue to happen, over and over. I imagine that you're more concerned with finding the traitor in your group, the one who stole the Artifact and and falsely made you an interdimensional pariah! I'm afraid no matter where you go, you'll continue to face the same resistance you've had up to now. However, there are still allies out there, if you know where to look.' 'Another of your team has been hunting for any sign of the real traitor's whereabouts, since your fall. It's about time you seek him out.' As you finish your lemonade, the Man who Rules the Universe, with a grunt, stands up from his chair and motions for you to come to him. He presses a small pocketwatch into your hand 'This should lead you right to him. Now... it's time for you to leave' Without any warning, and with unexpected strength, the Man pushes you off the dock into the water! You sputter and swim back up to the surface, but you're no longer at the cottage by the lake. In fact, you're no longer in water at all, but laying on hard ground. You examine the pocketwatch, but see nothing that could help you seek out this former companion of yours. However, you feel an urge to pick yourself up off the ground, and start heading off down the path. You're not sure where you're going, but something feels like you were meant to go this way. Before long you see a lone coconut tree swaying in the breeze. You stop for a moment to admire it when you see a swarm of letters descending from the coconuts! A whispers something to B, B whispers something to C, and the entire alphabet charges at you! |
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