The Eiffel Tower is the 117th enemy encountered in Boss Fights. It is also a monster you battle in Adventure Mode, found in the Boring-Ass Earth.
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*ZWOOP* ...and toss the MacGuffin at the Spiky Haired Guy. 'Sweet, 2 down, 4 to go' He uses some fancy tools of his to examine the MacGuffin for a while, completely ignoring you. You go inside the house to watch some T.V. After a few hours of restless boredom you decided to go back and check up on his work. You find the Spiky Haired Guy slumped over the counter, snoozing in a really awkward position. You punch him. ' OW! Whu-wha? Oh shit, guess I had too many shots of vodka mixed with rhino tranquilizers. Right, I did a lot of that... science stuff and the MacGuffin you fetched has pointed to the location of the next one. It's this boring-ass planet called Earth. Ugh. Better you than me, kid.' He sets the position on your portal device and: *ZWOOP* You're in a weird, weird place. A huge crowd of people are constantly walking around you speaking in some horrific screeching language you can't comprehend. The readings on your portal device point towards this tall metal structure infront of you, so you just start climbing up the side. You make it to the landing where you see some people get off from an elevator. Oh. You head to where your device starts beeping, but find nothing - that's weird. A soft scrunch beneath your feet alerts you to a note, stuck on your boots. The note outlines a plot to smuggle out the MacGuffin into the hands of a 'Mr. X' which you presume is a crappy codename for the traitor you've been seeking. It also mentions the next dead-drop location at a place called Egypt, and signs off simply with '-C.S' at the end. Curious. You're about ready to plop a portal to the other side of the planet when the ground shakes violently beneath you! AHHHHHH!! You're thrown off the tower entirely, and fall a good 60 feet to your death. Lucky, your plot immunity kicks in and revives you in time to face off against the now-living Eiffel Tower! |
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