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NGU's Adventure mode is essentially a mini-game within the game in which a character can progress and acquire loot that allows for him/her to get even further into the game. The loot termed as "Equipment" can also have an impact on the stats of the account overall (such as Power which can influence Attack under the stats section, etc).


Currently there are several different zones with more on the way, each with their own respective bosses, monsters, and loot.

Enemies respawn at a rate of four seconds each. This time can be shortened with set bonuses, equipment, and NGU's

Inventory Edit

That's where all your loot from Adventure mode goes. If it is full, you won't get any loot. Your inventory is always kept, even after rebirthing, and everything there is safe unless you delete it yourself by trashing (CTRL + Click) or consuming it (also CTRL + Click).


In the inventory screen, you have one Head slot on top, that can only equip Head equipment, and Chest, Legs, Feet, and Weapon slots. To the left of that, you also have 2 Accessory slots. You can have up to 11 accessory slots:


  • 2 accessory slots can be bought from the EXP Shop (3000, 30k)
  • the Sellout Shop sells 3 slots (225kAP, 225kAP, 500k AP)
  • the second Troll Challenge provides 1 slot
  • the first Evil Troll Challenge provides 1 slot
  • I.T.O.P.O.D. offers one slot (250PP)
  • Questing offers one slot (20000 QP, Evil mode)


The inventory also includes a button that takes you to an in-game Item List, where you can see items you have maxxed, buttons for Loadouts (that need to be unlocked via EXP or Sellout Shop), and Loadout screen (a Loadout management screen inside Inventory) manage your Improved Loot Filter, and see Items you have Discovered (looted at least once). To check items or item stats online, see Item List.


Equipment and Loot Edit

Whenever you defeat a boss enemy from the adventure (ones marked with a yellow crown), it has a chance to drop equipment. Whenever you defeat a non-boss, it will have a chance to drop one or (rarely) two boosts. Titans may drop multiple of both Equipment and Boosts.


The chance for enemies to drop loot can be vastly multiplied, mainly through specials on the equipment itself, but also through Blood Magic's Blood Spaghetti, 2D's Set's Set Bonus, Yggdrasil's Fruit of Luck, NGU Drop Chance, and The Neckbeard Beard.


For a list of items that are currently in the game and more info about them, see Adventure Mode Equipment or Item List.


Infinity Cube Edit

Infinity Cube is the name of an item-like cube that gets unlocked after 4G's Merge and Boost Tutorial Cube gets levelled to 100 (maxxed). It was added in v0.383. After it's unlocked, it will be in its own slot right next to your weapon on the Inventory tab, and cannot be removed or moved. The purpose of the Cube is to be used as an infinite Boost dump, hence an infinitely growing source of permanent Adventure stats.


For more details, see Infinity Cube.


Zones Edit

(Please use the Classic or Source editors to edit, the new VisualEditor can make a mess)

Idle values indicate minimum toughness to maintain about 90% health and enough Power to kill any exploder

* = Unconfirmed value


Items without levels are level 0 drops

Zone Unlocks

at Boss

Manual P/T

Idle P/T

Dropped Items (Levels)
1. Safe Zone: Awakening 4 None 5x HP Regeneration in zone.

10x with GRB's set bonus.

2. Tutorial Zone 4 Manual P/T
10 / 10

Idle P/T
20 / 20

Training Set:
Cloth Hat (10)
Cloth Shirt (10)
Cloth Leggings (10)
Cloth Boots (10)
A Stick (10)

Other:

Boost (1)
Secret Item - Flubber (10)

3. Sewers 7 Manual P/T
12 / 12

Idle P/T
30 / 30

Sewers Set:
Crappy Helmet (4)
Crappy Chestplate (4)
Crappy Leggings (4)
Crappy Boots (4)
Rusty Sword (4)
Gross Ring (4)
Cracked Amulet (4)

Other:
Boost (1)
Tutorial Cube (4)

Energy Power MacGuffin Fragment

Bits of String Quest Item

4. Forest 17 Manual P/T
35 / 35

Idle P/T
52 / 52

Forest Set:
Forest Helmet (1)
Forest Chestplate (1)
Forest Leggings (1)
Forest Boots (1)
Kokiri Blade (1)
Mossy Ring (1)
Forest Pendant

Other:
Boost (1, 2)

Magic Power MacGuffin Fragment

Dreamcatcher Quest Item

5. Cave of Many Things 37 Manual P/T
150 / 150

Idle P/T
200 / 200


One Hit P
3,500

Cave Set:
Blue Cheese Helmet
Gouda Chestplate
Swiss Leggings
Limburger Boots
Mole Hammer
Havarti Ring
Cheddar Amulet
Combat Cheese

Other:
Forest Pendant
Boost (1, 2)

Energy Cap MacGuffin Fragment

6. The Sky 48 Manual P/T
600 / 400*

Idle P/T
750 / 650


One Hit P
11,000

Rare Drops:
Pissed Off Key
A busted copy of Wandoos 98
Looty McLootFace
Poop

Other:
Boost (2, 5)
Forest Pendant (2)

Magic Cap MacGuffin Fragment

7. High Security Base 58 Manual P/T
700 / 500

Idle P/T
750 / 750


One Hit P
15,000

HSB Set:
Magitech Helmet
Magitech Chestplate
Magitech Leggings
Magitech Boots
Magitech Blade
Magitech Ring
Magitech Amulet

Rare Drops:
Forest Pendant (3)

Other:
Boost (2, 5)

Energy NGU MacGuffin Fragment

Missing Puzzle Piece Quest Item

First Titan

8. Gordon Ramsay Bolton
58 Manual P/T
1,300 / 1,300

Idle P/T
2,300 / 2,100


AutoKill P/T
3,000 / 2,500

GRB Set:
Chef's Hat (0-4)
Chef's Apron (0-4)
Regular Pants (0-4)
Non Slip Shoes (0-4)
Bloody Cleaver (0-4)
Suspicious Sausage Necklace (0-4)
Raw Slab of Meat (0-4)

Guaranteed Drops:
A busted copy of Wandoos 98 (1-4)
A Number

Rare Drops:
Forest Pendant (20)

9. Clock Dimension 66 Manual P/T
3,250 / 2,250

Idle P/T
4,500 / 3,000

Clock Set:
Clockwork Hat
Clockwork Chest
Clockwork Pants
Clockwork Boots
A Comically Oversized Minute-Hand
Alarm Clock
The Sands of Time

Other:
Boost (5, 10)

Magic NGU MacGuffin Fragment

Second Titan

10. Grand Corrupted Tree
66 Manual P/T
5,000 / 4,000

Idle P/T
6,000/ 5000*


AutoKill P/T
9,000 / 7,000

Guaranteed Drops:
A busted copy of Wandoos 98 (4-7)
A Giant Seed
Boost (10)

Rare Drops:
Forest Pendant (50)
Mysterious Red Liquid (5)

Other:
Boost (even more) (50, 100)

11. The 2D Universe 74 Manual P/T
4,500 / 3,500

Idle P/T
8,000 / 6,000*

2D Set:
Circle Helmet
Square Chestpiece
Rectangle Pants
Polygon Boots
A Triangle
THE CUBE
King's Circle Amulet of Helping Random Stuff

Other:
EXP (5)
Boost (10, 20)

Energy Bar MacGuffin Fragment

The Entire State of North Dakota Quest Item

12. Ancient Battlefield 82 Manual P/T
12,000 / 10,000

Idle P/T
17,000 / 16,000

Spoopy Set:
Spoopy Helmet
Ghostly Chest
Pants of Horror
Spectral Boots
Spooky Sword
Cursed Ring
Amulet of Sunshine, Sparkles, and Gore

Rare Drops:
Dragon Wings (4)

Other:
EXP (7)
Boost (10, 20)

Magic Bar MacGuffin Fragment

Third Titan

13. Jake from Accounting
82 Manual P/T
14,000 / 12,000


Idle P/T
22,000 / 14,000


AutoKill P/T
25,000 / 15,000

Jake Set:
Office Hat (0-1)
Office Shirt (0-1)
Office Pants (0-1)
Office Shoes (0-1)
The Pen-Is (0-1)
A Regular Tie (1-2)
Generic Paperweight (1-2)

Guaranteed Drops:
A Scrap of Paper

Rare Drops:
Stapler (4-5)
Ascended Forest Pendant (0-1)

Other:
Boost (100)

14. A Very Strange Place 90 Manual P/T
28k / 18k

Idle P/T
48k / 38k

Gaudy Set:
Gaudy Hat
Gaudy Shirt
Gaudy Pants
Gaudy Boots
Paper Fan

Rare Drops:
A Beanie (4)

Other:
EXP (10)
Boost (20, 50)

Energy Beards MacGuffin Fragment

Random Canadian Coins Quest Item

15. Mega Lands 100 Manual P/T
125k / 60k

Idle P/T
265k / 145k


One Hit P
<3.5M

Mega Set:
Mega Helmet
Mega Chest
Mega Blue Jeans
Mega Boots
Beam Laser Sword

Other:
Ascended Forest Pendant
EXP (15)
Boost (50, 100)
A busted copy of Wandoos XL (0) (rare)

Magic Beards MacGuffin Fragment

Useless College Diploma Quest Item

Fourth Titan

16. UUG the Unmentionable
100 Manual P/T
400k / 300k


Idle P/T
600k / 400k


AutoKill P/T/Regen
800k / 400k / 14k

UGG's Rings Set: (all rare)
Ring of Greed (5-6)
Ring of Might (5-6)
Ring of Utility (5-6)
Ring of Way Too Much Energy (5-6)
Ring of Way Too Much Magic (5-6)

Set Unlock:
UUG's 'Special' Ring (5-6)

Guaranteed Drops:
UUG's Armpit Hair (0-1)

Other:
The Best Loot Drop of All (0-1)

17. The Beardverse 108 Manual P/T
1.3M / 900k

Idle P/T
3.0M / 2.2M


One Hit P
43M

Beardverse Set:
Groucho Marx Disguise (1)
Gossamer Chest (1)
Braided Beard Legs (1)
Fuzzy Orange Cheeto Slippers! (1)
Bearded Axe (1)

Other:
An Infinitely Long Strand of Beard Hair (5)
Ascended Forest Pendant (1)
EXP (20)
Boost (50, 100)
A busted copy of Wandoos XL (1)

Drop Chance MacGuffin Fragment

A Spittoon Quest Item

Fifth Titan

18. Walderp
116 Manual P/T
(Earlier forms are weaker)
Final Form: 5.5M / 3.75M
Walderp cannot be idled due to his ability


AutoKill P/T/Regen
13M / 7M / 150k


(+ 3 kills on Walderp's final form)

Wanderer's Set:
Wanderer's Hat (4-5)
Wanderer's Chest (4-5)
Wanderer's Pants (4-5)
Wanderer's Boots (4-5)

Wanderer's Set Unlock:
Fanny Pack (10)

s'rerednaW Set:
taH s'rerednaW (4-5)
tsehC s'rerednaW (4-5)
stnaP s'rerednaW (4-5)
stooB s'rerednaW (4-5)

s'rerednaW Set Unlock:
Dorky Glasses (10)

Guaranteed Drops:
Wanderer's Cane (10-11)

Rare Drops:
The Candy Cane of Destiny (0-1)
A busted copy of Wandoos XL (20-21)
Ascended Forest Pendant (50-51)

19. Badly Drawn World 116 Manual P/T
25M / 15M

Idle P/T
45M / 35M

Badly Drawn (set):
Badly Drawn Smiley Face (1)
Badly Drawn Chest (1)
Badly Drawn Pants (1)
Badly Drawn Foot (1)
Badly Drawn Gun (1)

Other:
Ascended Ascended Forest Pendant (1)
A busted copy of Wandoos XL (5)
Looty McLootFace (10)
Sir Looty McLootington III, Esquire (5)
EXP (25)
Boost (100, 200)

Golden MacGuffin Fragment

20. Boring-Ass Earth 124 Manual P/T
180M / 90M

Idle P/T
360M / 270M

Stealth (set):
Stealthy Hat (1)
Stealthy Chest (1)
No Pants (1)
High Heeled Boots (1)
A Giant Bazooka (1)

Set Unlock:
The Stealthiest Armour (5) (0.0001% base)

Other:
Ascended Ascended Forest Pendant (5)
A busted copy of Wandoos XL (8)
EXP (25)
Sir Looty McLootington III, Esquire (8)
Boost (200, 500)

Augments MacGuffin Fragment

Sixth Titan

21. THE BEAST
132

Easy
700M / 500M (Manual)
1B / 700M (Idle)
2.5B / 1.6B (Autokill)

Normal
7B / 5B (Manual)
10B / 10B (Idle)
25B /16B (Autokill)

Hard
70B / 50B (Manual)
100B / 100B (Idle)
250B / 160B (Autokill)

Brutal
700B / 500B (Manual)
1T / 1T (Idle)
2.5T / 1.6T (Autokill)

Easy
Slimy Set:
Slimy Helmet (5)
Slimy Chest (5)
Slimy Pants (5)
Slimy Boots (5)
The Fists of Flubber (5)

Other:
A Bald Egg (5)
Heroic Sigil (5)

Normal
Easy drops +
A Shrunken Voodoo Doll (5) (0.005% base)
Purple Liquid (1-2) (0.002% base)

Hard
Normal drops +
A Priceless Van-Gogh Painting (5) (0.001% base)
A Giant Apple (5) (0.0005% base)

Brutal
Hard Drops +
A Power Pill (4-5) (0.0002% base)
A Small Gerbil (4-5) (0.0001% base)

22. Chocolate World 137 Manual P/T
70B / 50B

Idle P/T
150B / 90B (Beastmode OFF)

400B / 150B (Beastmode ON)

Choco_(set):

Chocolate Helmet (1)
Chocolate Chest (1)
Chocolate Pants (1)
Chocolate Boots (1)
Chocolate Crowbar (1)

Choco Set Unlock:
Energy Bar Bar (Accessory)
Magic Bar Bar (Accessory)

Other:
Ascended Ascended Ascended Pendant (0)
Boost (200, 500)

Stats Macguffin Fragment

23. The Evilverse 58 Evil Manual P/T
10T / 6T

Idle P/T
20T / 15T (Beastmode OFF)

60T / 25T (Beastmode ON)

Edgy set:

Edgy Helmet (0-1)
Edgy Chest (0-1)
Edgy Pants (0-1)
Edgy Jaw Axe (0-1)
A Cheap Plastic Amulet (0-1)

Edgy Boots set:
Right Edgy Boot (0-1)
Left Edgy Boot (0-1)

Other:
BOTH Edgy Boots (0)
Ascended Ascended Ascended Pendant (1)
Boost (200, 500)

Energy Wandoos Macguffin Fragment

24. Pretty Pink Princess Land 100 Evil Manual P/T
54T / 24T

Idle P/T
130T / 80T (Beastmode OFF)

300T / 100T (Beastmode ON)

Pretty Pink Princess set:

Clown Hat (1)
Fabulous Super Chest (1)
A Crappy Tutu (1)
Pretty Pink Slippers (1)
Giant Sticky Foot (1)
A Pretty Pink Bow (1)
Ascended Ascended Ascended Pendant (2)
Boost (500, 1k)

Magic Wandoos Macguffin Fragment

Seventh Titan

25. Greasy Nerd
125 Evil

Easy
150T / 150T (Manual)
300T / 200T (Idle)
500T / 250T / 5T hp/s (Autokill)

Normal
3Qa / 3QA (Manual)
6Qa / 4Qa (Idle)
10Qa / 5Qa / 100T hp/s (Autokill)

Hard
60Qa / 60Qa (Manual)
120Qa / 80Qa (Idle)
200Qa / 100Qa / 2Qa hp/s (Autokill)

Brutal
1.2Qi / 1.2Qi (Manual)
2.5Qi / 1.5Qi (Idle)
5Qi / 2.5Qi / 50Qa hp/s (Autokill)

Easy

Greasy Nerd Set:
A Worn Out Fedora (5)
Sweat-Stained NGU Shirt (5)
Not Sweat-Stained Underpants (5)
Nerdy Shoes (5)
Superior Japanese Katana (5)

Other:
An Ordinary Calculator (5)
Anime Figurine (5)
Ascended x4 Pendant (5)

Adventure Macguffin Fragment + a random Macguffin Fragment

Normal
Easy drops +
The D8 (5)
The D20 (5)

Hard
Normal drops +
Anime Bodypillow (5)
Red Meeple Thingy (5)

Brutal
Hard Drops +
A Bag of Trash (5)
Heart Shaped Panties (5)

26. The Meta Lands 158 Evil Manual P/T
?? / ??

Idle P/T
40Qa / 30 Qa (Beastmode OFF)

120Qa / 60Qa (Beastmode ON)

The Numerical Set:

Numerical Head (1)
Numerical Chest (1)
Numerical Legs (1)
Numerical Boots (1)
The Number 7 (1)
69 Charm (1)
Infinity Charm (1)
Ascended Ascended Ascended Pendant (5)
Sir Looty McLootington III, Esquire (25)
Boost (1k, 2k)


Number Macguffin Fragment

27. The Interdimensional Party 166 Evil Manual P/T
?? / ??

Idle P/T
540Qa / 380Qa (Beastmode OFF)

1.4Qi / 560Qa (Beastmode ON)

Party Set:

Party Hat (1)
Pogmail Chest (1)
Tear Away Pants (1)
Pizza Boots (1)
The God of Thunder's Hammer (1)
Plastic Red Cup (1)
Party Whistle (1)

Blood MacGuffin Fragment

Ascended Ascended Ascended Pendant (10)

Eighth Titan

28. Godmother
166 Evil

The Godmother cannot be idled due to her abilities.

Easy
2.1Qi / 940Qa (Manual)
5Qi / 2.5Qi / 50Qa hp/s (Autokill)

Normal
?? / ?? (Manual)
100Qi / 50Qi / 1Qi hp/s (Autokill)

Hard
?? / ?? (Manual)
2Sx / 1Sx / 20Qi hp/s (Autokill)

Brutal
?? / ?? (Manual)
50Sx / 25Sx / 500Qi hp/s (Autokill)

Easy

The Mobster Set:
Mobster Hat (5)
Mobster Vest (5)
Mobster Pants (5)
Cement Boots (5)
Tommy Gun (5)

Other:
A Garrote (5)
Brass Knuckles (5)
Ascended x4 Pendant (10)

Normal

 Easy drops +
Molotov Cocktail (5)
Violin Case (5)

Hard

 Normal drops +
The Godmother's Ring (5)

Brutal

 Hard drops +
Left Fairy Wing (5)
Right Fairy Wing (5)

Adventure Mode Enemies Edit

  • Some enemies have additional chance of spawning
Zone Non-Bosses Bosses Total Enemies Boss Chance
Training
  1. A Small Piece of Fluff
  2. Floating Sewage
  3. A Stick?
A Small Mouse 4 1/4
Sewers
  1. Small Mouse
  2. Slightly Bigger Mouse
  3. Big Rat
Brown Slime 4 1/4
Forest
  1. Zombie
  2. Goblin
  3. Ent
  4. Giant
  5. Skeleton
  6. Orc
  7. Fairy
Gorgon

R.O.U.S

9 2/9
Cave of Many Things
  1. T-800
  2. Floppy Mattress
  3. Fluffy Chair
  4. Couch
  5. Parmesan
  6. Gouda
  7. Brie
  8. Blue Cheese
  9. Evil Fridge
  10. Kitchen Sink
  11. Gorgonzola
  12. Robot
  13. Wide Screen T.V

Chad
Mega Rat
Limburger

16 3/16
The Sky
  1. Icarus Proudbottom
  2. Kid on a Cloud
  3. Ninja Samurai
  4. Gigantic Flock of Seagulls
  5. 747
  6. Two Headed Guy
  7. Lester
  8. Oriental Dragon

Bird Person
Gigantic Flock of Canadian Geese

10 1/5
High Security Base
  1. High Security Insect Guard 1
  2. High Security Insect Guard 2
  3. Whole Lotta Guards
  4. The Experiment
  5. Gross Green Alien
  6. The Rat God
  7. Hooloovoo
  8. Massive Plant Monster

Mega Guard
Spiky Haired Guy

10 1/5
Clock Dimension
  1. Monday
  2. Tuesday
  3. Wednesday
  4. Thursday
  5. Friday
  6. Saturday
  7. Sunday
Sundae 8 2/9*
The 2D Universe
  1. A Square Bear
  2. A Tiny Triangle
  3. The First Stop Sign
  4. The Second Stop Sign
  5. The Pentagon
  6. A Flat Mouse

King Circle
Super Hexagon

8 1/4
Ancient Battlefield
  1. The Pantheon of Fallen Gods
  2. Ghost Mice
  3. Living Armor
  4. Living Armour
  5. Crasper, The Pissed Off Ghost

Ghost Dad
Mysterious Figure

8 1/4
A Very

Strange Place

  1. The Entire Alphabet Up a Coconut Tree
  2. 743 Chickens
  3. An Ordinary Chicken
  4. A Metal Slime
  5. A Ginormous Sword
  6. The Lummox
Vic

Kenny

8 1/4
Mega Lands
  1. A Cyberdemon
  2. Former Canadian PM Stephen Harper
  3. ROBUTT (NOT A BOSS)
  4. Robo Rat 9000
  5. Kitten In a Mech Woman
  6. Broken VCR Man
  7. Mr Plow
  8. Butter-Passing Robot
Dr. Wahwee 9 1/5*
The Beardverse
  1. A Naked Molerat
  2. Cousin Itt
  3. A Bearded Lady
  4. A Bearded Man
  5. Gossamer
  6. Rob Boss
An Orange Toupée With Fists

A Clogged Shower Drain

8 1/4
Badly Drawn World
  1. Really Bad MLP Fanart
  2. Loss.png
  3. Badly Drawn Schoolgirl
  4. Really Bad Sonic Fanart
  5. No Enemy(?)
  6. Badly Drawn Dragon
Evil Spiked Haired Man

Evil Badly Drawn Kitty

8 1/4
Boring-Ass Earth
  1. A Mummy
  2. A Daddy
  3. Two Bananas in Pyjamas
  4. Giant Raisins from California
  5. An Annoying Penguin
  6. An Army of Annoying Penguins
The Elusive C.S 7 1/4*
Chocolate World
  1. A Mighty Lump of Poo
  2. Choco-Freeman
  3. Chocolate Crowbar
  4. Chocolate Fondue
  5. Chocolate Mimic
  6. Chocolate Mouse
  7. Chocolate Salty Balls
  8. Chocolate Slime
  9. Dark Chocolate
  10. Screaming Chocolate Fish

Choco Giant


Type 2 Diabetes


Melted Chocolate Blob

13 3/13
The Evilverse
  1. Evil Mouse
  2. Evil Goblin
  3. Evil Gorgon
  4. Flock of Canada Geese
  5. Evil Brown Slime
  6. Evil Icarus Proudbottom
Evil Chad

Evil Spiky Haired Guy

8 1/4
Pretty Pink Princess Land
  1. The Humkeycorn
  2. 'The More You Know' Star
  3. Pooky The Bunny
  4. Barry, The Beer Fairy
  5. A Fabulous Leprechaun
  6. An Ordinary Possum
Tinkles

An Asshole Swan

8 1/4

Adventure Mode Damage Messages Edit

Because they're hilarious.

MESSAGE DAMAGE RANGE
You hit x for y damage! 1 - 10
You hit x hard for y damage! 11 - 15
You hit x very hard for y damage! 16 - 20
You hit x extremely hard for y damage! 21 - 30
You attacked x viciously for y damage! 31 - 40
You slashed x deep for y damage! 41 - 60
You crushed x for y damage! 61 - 80
You decimated x for y damage! 81 - 100
You brutally massacred x for y damage! 101 - 200
You cruelly dismembered x for y damage! 201 - 300
You smashed x's chest in for y damage! 301 - 400
You incinerated x into charred bits for y damage! 401 - 600
You blew x into bits of shrapnel for y damage! 601 - 800
You detonated x like a neutron star for y damage! 801 - 1,000
You FLORIFIED x for y damage! What does that even mean?! 1,001 - 2,000
You melted x into a gross pile of goo for y damage! 2,001 - 3,000
You disassembled x into a 500-piece lego set for y damage! 3,001 - 4,000
You ANNIHILATED x for y damage! 4,001 - 6,000
You set every atom of x's body on fire for y damage! 6,001 - 10,000
You 'BOOM HEADSHOT'ed x for y damage! 10,001 - 20,000
You laid the smackdown on x for y damage! 20,001 - 40,000
You destroyed x's sense of self worth for y damage! 40,001 - 80,000
You critically hit x for y damage! 80,001 - 160,000
You insulted every single cell in x's body individually for y damage! 160,001 - 320,000
You sang horrible karaoke at x for y damage! 320,001 - 640,000
You had carnal relations with x's mother for y damage 640,001 - 1,280,000
You used Bubblebeam on x for y damage! Super effective! 1,280,001 - 2,560,000?
You destroyed x's family tree for y damage! 2,560,000? - 5,120,000?
You lightly tapped x for y damage! Wait, what? 5,120,000? - 10.240 million
You smacked x with the force of 1000 suns for y damage! 10.240 million - 20.480 million
You compressed x into a black hole for y damage! 20.480 million - 40.960 million
You sent x into the 43rd dimension for y damage! 40,960 millon - 81.920 million
You whacked x's hands with a ruler for y damage! 81.920 million - 288.002 million
You disappointed x for y damage! :c 288.002 million - 1.000 billion
You erased x from the timeline for y damage! 1.000 billion - 2.827 billion
You crashed two gigantic meteors into x for y damage! 3.521 billion - 9.906 billion
You peed on x for y damage! Too far, dude. 10.216 billion - 28.450 billion
You mangled x's left pinky for y damage! 31.468 billion - 88.100 billion
You chewed up x's right pinky for y damage! 88.100 billion - 300.000 billion
You ground up x' into a fine paste for y damage! 300.000 billion - 1.000 trillion
You scowled at X with all your might for Y damage! 1.000 trillion - 3.000 trillion
You gave X an atomic wedgie for Y damage! 3.000 trillion - 10.000 trillion
You drew X like one of your french girls for Y damage! 10.000 trillion - 30.000 trillion
You dunked on X for Y damage! 30.000 trillion - 100.000 trillion
You lightly tapped X and exploded them for Y damage! 100.000 trillion - 300.000 trillion
You throw a stupid newbie at X for Y damage! 300.000 trillion - 1 quadrillion
You roar at X like a sexual tyrannasaur for Y damage! 1 quadrillion - 3 quadrillion
You tell X that their parents don't love them for Y emotional damage! 3 quadrillion - 10 quadrillion
You give X a prostate exam witth a cactus for Y damage! 10 quadrillion - 30 quadrillion
You humiliate x with a low-effort damage message for y damage! 30 quadrillion - 100 quadrillion
You slap your sticky foot at x's tushy for y damage! 100 quadrillion - 300 quadrillion
You throw POCKET SAND at x for y damage! 300 quadrillion - 1 quintillion
You make x step on a lego for y damage! 1 quintillion - 3 quintillion
You beat x with the remains of the last foe for y damage! 3 quintillion - infinite ?